Russ caught his first turkey this year, only not in the way he imagined. Actually, the turkey could have caught his first human if not for God's protection.
The turkey left blood and feathers all throughout Russ' car after going through his windshield.
The turkey went through the windshield and was trying to bite Russ. Russ was able to kick him out of the way so that he could slow his car down. By the time Russ pulled off the road, the turkey had bled out and died. Russ and his friends were going to eat it, but he was pretty mangled and had some glass in his meat. So Russ, you'll have to catch another turkey for Thanksgiving...maybe next time use a gun???
6 comments:
Wait, wait, wait. Is this your blog, Christy? I had to check after seeing the pictures. ;) Who is Russ and how did the sky get so blue? I'm guessing you're not in CA. We need to talk on the phone. It's been so long. :( Miss you.
Oh wow... that is really gross... really gross. And I, like Annie, would love to know who Russ is. Love ya!
This is hilariously, freakishly funny!!! I'm glad he was ok.
Can't wait to see you! 52 days!!!
Love ya!
are you ever gonna post about your life since you've been home??!?!
i know you have things to say!
;P
I think it's time for a new post, my sweet friend.
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