Russ caught his first turkey this year, only not in the way he imagined. Actually, the turkey could have caught his first human if not for God's protection.
The turkey left blood and feathers all throughout Russ' car after going through his windshield.
The turkey went through the windshield and was trying to bite Russ. Russ was able to kick him out of the way so that he could slow his car down. By the time Russ pulled off the road, the turkey had bled out and died. Russ and his friends were going to eat it, but he was pretty mangled and had some glass in his meat. So Russ, you'll have to catch another turkey for Thanksgiving...maybe next time use a gun???
